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The King of Spin

The King of Spin

 Bhushan Salunke
 When I heard that Shame Warne, the former Ozzie cricketer, had been made an envoy, responsible for dissipating the tensions between India and Australia, in the wake of the “racist” attacks on Indian students in Australia, I heaved a sigh of relief.
I was now convinced that with the King of Spin in charge, even [...]

Wounded Tiger, Angry Dragon

Wounded Tiger, Angry Dragon

Bhushan Salunke
 I had dated my lovely wife, Archana, for almost a year, before I mustered enough courage to pop the question but before that there was an even more important question to which I wanted a definitive answer from her! It was a matter of life and death to me!!!
 I laid the stage for the [...]

Ambassador

Ambassador

Bhushan Salunke
 Last weekend, I rented the movie Gran Torino from my local Blockbluster and watched it for the first time. This movie, if you remember well, had competed alongside Slumdog Billionaire for the best-movie Oscar. Though both the movies were based in slums/ghettos, Slumdog won it for its brilliant presentation of the pathetic slum life [...]

The Green Pee-lane

The Green Pee-lane

I was waiting impatiently in the airport lounge, to board Nippon Airways, and reach my destination.
Finally the boarding announcement came floating over the air. “Ladies and gentlemen. Please prepare to board flight NA007. Note that we have changed our boarding protocol. People with empty bladders now have the priority to board the plane, followed by [...]

Sex for Six

Sex for Six

Bhushan Salunke
Mr. Garrie Kirsten, the foreign coach of the Indiyan cricket team and Mr. Paddie Upton, the mental conditioning expert of the Indiyan cricket team, found themselves in hot curry when they encouraged the Indiyan cricket players to “have sex to boost their on-field performance”, through a secret document, circulated amongst the players.
To avoid [...]

Kiss Kiss – Humour

Kiss Kiss – Humour

Kiss is not like Nokia…Connecting People
Kiss is not like Nike… Just Do It.
Kiss is not like Pepsi… Yeh Dil Maange More
But Kiss is like Pan Parag… Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga!

Top 10 Joint Ventures in India – Humour

Top 10 Joint Ventures in India – Humour

10. A chain of “Bhaskar-RaoBins” ice cream stores all over the country, in collaboration with Baskin Robins.
9. Kraft will make “PARAMESAN CHEESE” at Madras, in collaboration with Parameswaran & Co.
8. Kentucky Fried Chicken will open its chain of Indian version, to be named, “KARNATAKI FLY-ED CHICKEN” and will be headquartered at Bangalore.
7. [...]

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